GOD'S BANANAS!

Several people had sent me this video of an annoying Aussie attemtpting to prove God's existence by peeling a banana. It's ridiculous enough on it's own, but watch it, and then please read the insightful comment by InHouston below from a site called www.hungangels.com. It's basically a forum for tranny-chasers where members weigh in on everything from God and bananas to shemale goddesses and their bananas. Like this packin' princess:



Our Dear Lord has placed so many mind-boggling wonders on this earth! Here's the banana video:

MYSPACE


Here are two comments I enjoyed on the video from WWW.HUNGANGELS.COM

InHouston writes:

As he holds the banana in his hand, I recall a poignant line by Spock in the Star Trek movie The Voyage Home, “It is the height of human arrogance to assume it must be meant for man.” What amazes me is that they have the means to tour around the world promoting God’s grand scheme to people, and yet don’t even understand the mere basis and purpose of the banana he holds in his very hand.

Ironically, the very characteristics of the banana he claims to be created by God to perfectly suit man, are the very characteristics evolved into the banana (and all fruits) by Nature to attract animals to them. Animals (that includes humans) are attracted to fruits, and those fruits are the very wombs that carry the plant’s seeds. As animals carry the fruit away to eat it, they scatter the seeds around the ground resulting in the propagation of that plant. Banana plants (like so many) would not have survived had they been putrid, difficult to tear open and beyond the reach of animals. However, there are no seeds in the bananas that you and I eat, because they were cultivated by man for so many years they co-evolved with man to eventually lose their seeds. In the case of banana plants, they reproduce asexually at the root level underground, and are greatly assisted in this by man’s worldwide cultivation and distribution of the plant. Humans for the most part, encourage the reproduction of banana plants, not God. The banana plant no longer needs seeds, because humans cultivate the plant all around the world for consumption.

The guy on the right is Kirk Cameron, formerly the star of the sitcom “Growing Pains”. He's a regular on television on the Christian Trinity Broadcast Network (TBN). He claims he was an atheist during his teen-star days, and was converted to Christianity by a friend who took him to church one day. A little background research reveals that he was a spoiled little brat as a teen-star who was waited on hand and foot. “When I wanted something, I got it. That was my reality” quotes Kirk Cameron. When he went to church, discussions of sin made him feel very guilty, and he was subsequently won over by Christianity. Basically, he pompously walked around telling people he was an atheist, and had no real understanding as to ‘why’ he was an atheist, only to be inevitably swooned by the redemptive rapture of religion.

He now stars in b-grade fundamentalist Christian movies. He has a show on TBN where sometimes they have interesting street encounters where they will try to witness to someone, and sometimes the person being witnessed to will be a staunch atheist and they fail miserably to convert the person. Surprisingly, he will allow such failed segments to air uncensored on his show. Some people have gotten very hostile with him. He approached a homeless transsexual drug addict on the street in San Francisco and said "You know God can save you." The transsexual immediately jumped up and (deservingly) started shoving Cameron all over the sidewalk. Again, to my surprise, they allowed that segment to air on his show. At least he's honest about some people's resistance to religion. One time they were in Saudi Arabia at Mecca, and a Muslim was repeatedly spitting on Cameron as he preached to the crowd. Maybe he should have been holding up the banana as indisputable proof of the Christian god.

And here's another good point from Felicia Katt, a Hung Angel whose thoughts turn to seafood, unsurprisingly:

I saw that segment, and thought about substituting a crab or a lobster or artichoke for the banana. How intelligently easy to eat are their divine designs?

TOUCHE!

I urge all of you to poke around on HUNGANGELS.COM

Whether you're a tranny-chaser or love web-surfing, these folks are discussing everything from tranny-hooker reviews, to tranny porn (one was disappointed by a pre-op porn star's inability to shoot far or enough), Stephen Colbert and fetishes like trannies with low-hanging lady-nuts like this one!



This site provies hours of entertainment! Here's one entry called HOW TO BECOME A PIMP, HUNG ANGELS STYLE:

Step 1: Get a few of the girls that might seem a little down on their luck (immigration wise, or financially [or both]) and tell them they can make some quick $$$.

{translation: I'm gonna hustle this bitch for everything I can and she won't have a choice because I can easily get her deported}

Step 2: Promise them that 80% of their earnings will go towards some lawyer the pimp knows that will get them citizenship (your typical lawyer wants a minimum of $10k to even take on the case)

{translation: I really have no power over citizenship and if they were smart they'd see that going through the proper circles would be easier than dealing with me, oh well....................}

Step 3: Tell them they will have an apartment, a cell phone, etc.

{translation: I'm gonna go to Home Depot and buy 3 sheets of plywood and divide this one room into 2 rooms and tell this bitch welcome to America here's your apartment, then I'm gonna hustle her ass out of $300 for a $100 prepay cellphone package.....................}

Step 4: Tell them they will be able to perform on stage once a week at a club or bar and make some added income....................

{translation: I'm gonna take 40% of whatever she makes for going on stage and then hustle another 40% of what she makes out of her by supplying her with enough narcotics to get her through the night.......}


Thanks for this info! I'm gonna re-think my plans to start hooking when I finally become legal!