HEE HAW!
'Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines'
1) Did you fart?
cuz you just blew me away.
2) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.
3) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
4) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
5) If you was a tree & I was a squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
6) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND...
10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
Jean (J-flo)
1) Did you fart?
cuz you just blew me away.
2) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.
3) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
4) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
5) If you was a tree & I was a squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
6) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND...
10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
Jean (J-flo)
posted by Lady Bunny at Friday, August 07, 2009
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