Lady Bunny Blog

MEET THE PAMELA ANDERSON OF ISRAEL!

2010-03-15T05:04:00.001-05:00

ORIT FUX AKA THE BBQ BLONDE:

SEASONAL BUT RETARDED!

2010-03-15T01:05:00.001-05:00

HUGGING CANCER AWAY

2010-03-12T12:19:00.000-06:00

TWO LONDON MEN HUG TO RAISE $ FOR CANCER AND HERE ARE 2 OF THE HILARIOUS COMMENTS FROM HUFFPO:

The BBC article (like every article I read online lately) is missing so many important pieces of information:

1) Most importantly, how did them hugging raise money? Did people
commit money if they were able to complete the feat? Maybe, but ...the
article doesn't specify . . .

2) How did they pee? Did they not drink ahead of time? Did they pee on
themselves (each other)? Were they allowed to hobble to a loo while
remaining embraced? Were they connected to a catheter?

3) As a follow-up to number 2 (pun intended), how did they make boom
boom if needed? Would they make in their pants? Were they again allowed
to hobble to the loo while one made his business on the commode, the
other still grasping him in embrace? Were they connected to colostomy
bags?

I was wondering what Beck and Massa did after the interview.

HUFFPO

INSANE!

2010-03-11T22:59:00.001-06:00

IF THE GOLDEN GIRLS WERE WU-TANG CLAN

2010-03-11T18:41:00.002-06:00

PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO SCROLL DOWN AND WATCH OLD DIRTY BASTARD PICK UP A WELFARE CHECK IN A LIMO!

MORE: UPROXX

OUCH!

2010-03-11T17:58:00.001-06:00

BIANCA DEL RIO'S MINUTE OF HATE

2010-03-11T15:29:00.001-06:00

JANET JACKSON PRODUCES TRANSSEXUAL DOC

2010-03-11T14:36:00.002-06:00

MAYBE SHE MISSES HER BROTHER/SISTER MICHAEL, WHO I BELIEVE HAD GENDER DYSPHORIA.

WATCH THE TRAILER FOR BEING T HERE.

NOT SO HAPPILY EVER AFtER...

2010-03-11T14:14:00.002-06:00

THE REAL ENDINGS OF FAIRY TALES WE GREW UP ON:

CINDERELLA

SNOW WHITE

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD

SLEEPING BEAUTY

JASMINE FROM ALADDIN

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

THE LITTLE MERMAID

THE REAL ENDINGS TO YOUR FAVORITE FAIRY TALES.

CLUBBING CAN BE A DRAG!

2010-03-11T12:30:00.003-06:00

This past week, a popular scene queen was denied entry to a bar which shall remain nameless. Skyla Versai was informed by the doorman that this was a mens’ night and her kind was unwelcome. In fairness, the club also operates a weekly tranny night where I assume the dragoons would be admitted. But drag queens being turned away from gay bars is nothing new. Although we’ll be the very first ones to call on for a free show at an AIDS benefit, sometimes we’re not good enough to party with our more masculine gay brethren.

Leather bars nationwide have a reputation for banning gurls. Club veteran Linda Simpson recently turned away from a club for not wearing leather. She was like "Hello! My ancient, ashy skin doesn't qualify?" In fact, I recall Rawhide frowning on men not in drag if they wore cologne or sandals! I wonder where this comes from? While I fully understand that certain cruising scenes thrive on a no-frills, butch atmosphere, if you’re really confident that you’re a big he-man overflowing with testosterone, why should it matter if a feather boa swishes by you?

I have a theory. Face it, from homo-thugs to personals ads seeking straight-acting hook-ups--how straght can you act sucking a cock?--for many gay men the cruising experience involves hiding any effeminate tendencies they might have to flick back an imaginary Beyonce weave or lip-synch wildly recreating every move to Lady Gaga’s latest video. Because you’ll be less likely to snatch any trade that night if you do. So imagine you’re a burly leather daddy who prepared for the evening anally trimming your handlebar moustache and pouring yourself into chaps—ironically, while playing the tunes of some female icon like Judy Garland, Donna Summer or Madonna. Then you saunter into your local cruise bar with a cap shading your eyes and a couple of prospective tricks run their hands run down their suspenders to their crotches in anticipation as an industrial, manly house track pumps in the background.

Then Rupaul swishes in and you lose it. You flit over to her and a string of pearls flies out of your mouth. “I love you on Drag Race! Fabulous, girl!” Now that everyone’s seen you lisping excitedly, they may agree with you about RuPaul, but they no longer want to sleep with you since you’ve revealed the real you. Self-hatred, anyone?

This issue goes so far beyond drag queens. One bear was prompted by the news of Skyla to complain (paraphrasing) “At least you drag queens get in everywhere else and are even handed drink tickets! Bears often can’t even get into clubs.” (This made me giggle a little since at my current weight if I simply stopped shaving, I’d qualify as a bear!) Leather bars discriminate against drag queens and twinks. All kinds of gay clubs discriminate against women. Trendy watering holes have dress codes which might prevent a slob's entrance.

I travel to perform in smaller cities a lot and it’s always refreshing to visit a place where there is only one bar in town. Everyone from twink to bull-dyke to fag hag is forced to mingle. But in NYC, there are enough gays to segregate into different scenes. If it’s a private club where only black guys holding 10-inch pipes want to congregate with each other, I won’t hold it against them. (Although I wish they would hold it against me!) But gays are already a minority. Can we ever advance mutual goals of a gay agenda if we can’t even party together in our public spaces? And before I hear anything else about drags being turned away from a gay bar, don’t forget that it was us, not you butch queens, who were man enough to throw that first brick at Stonewall which launched the gay rights movement that enables you to be openly gay in the first damn place! And then you turn your hairy backs on us? I don’t think so, mary!

THE NEWS HAS BEEN CANCELLED!

2010-03-11T10:35:00.005-06:00

This shows how messed up our "news" is. Dennis Kucinich calls to stop one of the 2 wars we're in (remember?) and there are2 reporters there. Ah, fuggedabout the thousands we've lost and lord knows how many we've killed. The top story on EVERY NEWSCAST is Senator Massa who is resigning after groping a few interns. Prior...ities, anyone? EVEN OUR NEWS IS TABLOID FODDER!

FROM DEMOCRACY NOW:

Dennis Kucinich’s bill to force the withdrawal of all U.S. troops from Afghanistan was taken up on Wednesday. After a rare three and a half hour debate on the war the majority of House Democrats joined with Republicans to defeat the measure. The vote was 356 to 65. Kucinich said he introduced the bill because he wants Congress to take responsibility for the war.

WATCH: DEMOCRACYNOW.ORG

ALSO IN THE NEWS: MICHAEL MOORE ON RACHEL MADDOW LAST NIGHT!

You know I love them both, but is it a little ironic that Rachel says she's glad to finally have him on the show and he finally does the show when his latest film, Capitalism: A Love Story, comes out on dvd and he wants to SELL it! It's a great film and I saw it in the theater but still...

MSNBC

MISS CONTINENTAl 1988

2010-03-11T10:12:00.001-06:00

This is too many things. They misspelled simifinalists and that's just the intro graphics. I have none of the polish or realness of these gurls, but a little tip from an observant fan: HIGH CUT SWIMSUITS MAKE YOUR LONG MAN ARMS LOOK MORE GORILLA-ISH! And a white pump do be making the foot look like boats! Can we discuss Morgan's hands--bigger than face? And Sabrina's genius hand gesture in evening gown. Miki Adams' bugle beads can't be touched!

ESTELLE: FREAK

2010-03-11T08:25:00.001-06:00

Estelle's fab hit AMERICAN BOY w/ Kanye West is still a crowdpleaser on the dance floor. Now she's rapping and lifting an old Soul 2 Soul hook with some acid house synth and some dreadful Kardinal Offishall for added whatever. The "I can be a freak" is catchy so maybe this will be huge but in my opinion, her new offering pales in comparison to One Love and Amercian Boy.

HOW DO I LOOK? NJ SCREENING 3/28

2010-03-11T08:02:00.003-06:00

THE DOCUMENTARY, SORT OF A FOLLOW-UP A DECADE LATER TO PARIS IS BURNING, WILL BE SCREENED WITH SOME VERY SPECIAL GUEST STARS. I HAVE YET TO SEE IT BUT IT CONTAINS SOME OF THE LAST FOOTAGE OF THE STUNNING OCTAVIA ST. LAURENT.

TALK ABOUT A SHITTY DATE!

2010-03-11T08:01:00.001-06:00

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT THIS AD IS FOR!

2010-03-11T07:52:00.001-06:00

MUSTO ON THE OUT MUSIC AWARDS

2010-03-11T07:42:00.001-06:00

I WISH THEY WOULD TELEVISE THIS!

The OutMusic Awards Were A Big Gay Mess!

Confusion is its own reward

Mind you, I can totally appreciate the hard work and good intentions that went into preparing such a noble artistic pursuit. It's just that, as a participant, the experience sucked harder than a toothless gay hooker desperate for pocket change. And yet I'd gladly do it again!

MORE: VILLAGEVOICE

14 STYLES GAGA STOLE FROM PEOPLEOFWALMART.COM

2010-03-11T07:34:00.001-06:00

HERE'S ONE!

VIEW MORE: BUZZFEED.COM

GLENN BECK MENTIONS ME!

2010-03-11T07:31:00.000-06:00

WATCH: CNNBC.COM

A DISCO SONG ABOUT POPPERS!

2010-03-10T20:41:00.001-06:00

ANOTHER GREAT REVIEW FOR THE PLAY I'M IN!

2010-03-10T14:39:00.003-06:00

What do a stuntwoman, a baseball player and a drag queen have in common? They’re all stars in William Wyatts play “When Joey Married Bobby”. This work by the writing Duo WW is a campy sitcom dream ripe with political satire. Fresh but somehow familiar this little play serves up some huge laughs.

MORE: JOHNSIMONDAILY.COM

TIX/MORE INFO: WHENJOEYMARRIEDBOBBY

MEAT ME AT THE MOVIES

2010-03-10T10:33:00.003-06:00

A MAN ASKS A WOMAN TO SILENCE HER CELLPHONE IN A MOVIE AND GETS STABBED--BY A MEAT THERMOMETER?!?!?!

MORE: KTLA

BUTT WAIT!

Butt Implant Scandal: Caulk Injected Into Six Women's Butts In Plastic Surgery Horror

READ: HUFFPO

PERCY DOVETONSILS

2010-03-10T09:14:00.000-06:00

SPEED!

2010-03-10T00:32:00.001-06:00

HELP ME FIND AND KILL THIS CHOREOGRAPHER!

DEMENTED!

2010-03-10T00:11:00.001-06:00